Fandoms: House/Stargate: Atlantis
Pairings: House/Wilson, McKay/Sheppard, Wilson/Sheppard, House/Wilson/McKay/Sheppard
Word Count: 5,700
Summary: "What's the Guinness record for number of vampire-human simultaneous orgasms?"
Contains: Vampire sex (biting), dom/sub dynamics, swinging (partner swap), consensual voyeurism, exhibitionism, involuntary outing, anal play/dildo, handcuffs, mild bondage. One established relationship and one not.
Spoilers: None. For the record, I don't think you have to know both shows to read this.
A/N: Written for Remix Redux based on deelaundry's fic Out of the Blue (LJ / AO3)
"Sheppard," House said. "What do you want out of this?"
Sheppard shot a nervous glance at McKay. "I want…" He gave Wilson a once-over, considered House for several long moments, chewed on his lower lip, and then straightened and said, "I want to get fucked."
"My ass, my mouth, both, whichever. I like being filled." He sounded defiant but still looked nervous. House doubted he'd ever said this out loud before. "And I want to get bitten. Preferably at the same time."
McKay, for his part, looked like he'd just learned what porn was. House could sympathize.
"We can work with that," House said. "Any objections?"
Originally posted to the Archive of Our Own. Read it there or at my LJ.
There's also a mini-DVD commentary.